Re: Moment of silence
Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 11:06 pm
Damn Jason, I'm glad your not a Doctor of Medicine.
"I'm sorry Reggie, but the hangnail on your right ring finger has become infected, and we need to remove it"-
-Ok Doctor-
" You do realize Reggie that you are going to have to relearn most of your fine motor skills with that hand don't you"
-Um, why?-
" Because we have to remove it, and you will have only 4 digits remaining on your right hand"
-It was my left hand Doctor-
"Right, your left hand"
-And you are going to remove the nail?-
" Yes. And the entire appendage from the elbow down, you see it's dead"
-What? is, my arm? Are you nuts! it's a hang nail-
"Yes. it's a dead nail, and its effecting your abilities of reason"
-What?-
" See, you can't even comprehend what I'm telling you, it may be worse than I originally thought, we may have to go to the shoulder just to be on the safe side"
- I pulled it off already-
" Your arm!?"
- No Doctor, the hangnail-it's off-
" Then we need to call the coroner, we will have a time of death determined. And make arrangements for you in the morning"
-Thank you Doctor Scr8p-
" That's why I became a Doctor, now- your surgery will not be covered by your insurance or by Obama's health care plan so we must now remove your right Kidney"
-What? why!?-
" To pay for your surgery, where do you think you are? Canada? "
-Oh my god-
" No, Obamunisim"
"I'm sorry Reggie, but the hangnail on your right ring finger has become infected, and we need to remove it"-
-Ok Doctor-
" You do realize Reggie that you are going to have to relearn most of your fine motor skills with that hand don't you"
-Um, why?-
" Because we have to remove it, and you will have only 4 digits remaining on your right hand"
-It was my left hand Doctor-
"Right, your left hand"
-And you are going to remove the nail?-
" Yes. And the entire appendage from the elbow down, you see it's dead"
-What? is, my arm? Are you nuts! it's a hang nail-
"Yes. it's a dead nail, and its effecting your abilities of reason"
-What?-
" See, you can't even comprehend what I'm telling you, it may be worse than I originally thought, we may have to go to the shoulder just to be on the safe side"
- I pulled it off already-
" Your arm!?"
- No Doctor, the hangnail-it's off-
" Then we need to call the coroner, we will have a time of death determined. And make arrangements for you in the morning"
-Thank you Doctor Scr8p-
" That's why I became a Doctor, now- your surgery will not be covered by your insurance or by Obama's health care plan so we must now remove your right Kidney"
-What? why!?-
" To pay for your surgery, where do you think you are? Canada? "
-Oh my god-
" No, Obamunisim"