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Birdstrike/Sh*tstorm!
Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 7:41 pm
by RedScampi
So I came out of my office today and was greeted by this.

There is one large bird flying around out there with a massive digestive problem or a whole flock that hates BMW's. I had to drive it home like this, now I'm waiting for the sun to go down so I can wash it.

I have never seen anything like this...
Re: Birdstrike/Sh*tstorm!
Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 8:03 pm
by bearrickster

Wow

Gary they say its good luck, So you should be golden for a while

Re: Birdstrike/Sh*tstorm!
Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 8:16 pm
by rc10johnny
"MAN" good thing ya didn't drive the "MOPAR"

Re: Birdstrike/Sh*tstorm!
Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 8:19 pm
by THUNDERSTRIKE1
IF u notice no poop on the american muscle cars lmao.Don
Re: Birdstrike/Sh*tstorm!
Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 8:36 pm
by Halgar
I have to say, I have a similar reaction when I see "tuner" rice.

Re: Birdstrike/Sh*tstorm!
Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 8:53 pm
by r6fanatik
they must not like your car
Re: Birdstrike/Sh*tstorm!
Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 9:12 pm
by RedScampi
bearrickster wrote:
Wow

Gary they say its good luck, So you should be golden for a while

I hope so! golden-PAN anyway.
Re: Birdstrike/Sh*tstorm!
Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 9:54 pm
by rc10johnny
Nope

Like BMR'S "LOVE" MOPAR
Re: Birdstrike/Sh*tstorm!
Posted: Fri Jul 09, 2010 3:47 pm
by LTO_Dave
I noticed the windows and sunroof are cracked...did any get inside the car?
Re: Birdstrike/Sh*tstorm!
Posted: Fri Jul 09, 2010 4:28 pm
by RedScampi
Nope! All clear inside thank god! I think we solved the mystery - saw a blue heron skulking around the area this afternoon. A guy said he saw it let loose and it looked like a cluster bomb!

Re: Birdstrike/Sh*tstorm!
Posted: Fri Jul 09, 2010 4:42 pm
by mikea96
That really is shitty

Re: Birdstrike/Sh*tstorm!
Posted: Sat Jul 10, 2010 12:18 am
by THEYTOOKMYTHUMB
Reminds me of the time I parked my ‘88 Cougar LS(best looking car ever produced in the late 80’s... period!) under a billboard by mistake. Let’s just say I found out where every Pigeon in Evansville lives!!
On a side note, it was the first car/possession I ever financed(1994)
Re: Birdstrike/Sh*tstorm!
Posted: Sat Jul 10, 2010 12:28 am
by THEYTOOKMYTHUMB
Actually, I lied(on accident). I bought my first Hornet for $20/month paper route money. I guess technically that’s the first car I ever financed(1988-ironically the year that Cougar was produced

). Another great looking car produced in the 80’s.

Re: Birdstrike/Sh*tstorm!
Posted: Sat Jul 10, 2010 1:51 pm
by Diggley
The bird's opinion of BMW was a little
too literal...
I'll bet he was aiming for the nearest Mercedes or Lexus, but just couldn't hold it any longer.
Of course, they all look the same from that altitude anyway..

Re: Birdstrike/Sh*tstorm!
Posted: Sat Jul 10, 2010 4:06 pm
by Lowgear
Do a Google image search for something like "car bird poop." I think he got off easy.
