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Confucius say...

Posted: Fri Sep 17, 2010 12:56 am
by Jay Dub
"Man with athletic finger make broad jump."

"It takes many nails to build a crib, but only one screw to fill it."

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Posted: Fri Sep 17, 2010 1:28 am
by adam lancia
"Crowded elevator smells different to Midget"

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Posted: Fri Sep 17, 2010 1:30 am
by Halgar
"A bird in hand is worth putting to her bush"

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Posted: Fri Sep 17, 2010 1:35 am
by shane
"do not sweat the petty stuff. pet the sweaty stuff"

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Posted: Fri Sep 17, 2010 3:26 am
by WillyThickfoot
He who sitteth on a hot stove shall surely rise!!

Re: Confucius say...

Posted: Fri Sep 17, 2010 3:35 am
by Charlie don't surf
Simon says: go F&%$ yourself-

Re: Confucius say...

Posted: Fri Sep 17, 2010 3:40 am
by WillyThickfoot
Charlie don't surf wrote:Simon says: go F&%$ yourself-

LOL :lol: :lol:

Re: Confucius say...

Posted: Fri Sep 17, 2010 3:43 am
by Coelacanth
"He who fart in church sit in his own pew."

Re: Confucius say...

Posted: Fri Sep 17, 2010 5:51 am
by Lowgear
If you like these you should should check out the 'Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey.'

Re: Confucius say...

Posted: Fri Sep 17, 2010 8:21 am
by kaiser
man who go to bed with itchy butt hole wake up with stinky finger.

Re: Confucius say...

Posted: Fri Sep 17, 2010 8:30 am
by jwscab
woman who drink beer on beach get sand in her schlitz

Re: Confucius say...

Posted: Fri Sep 17, 2010 8:40 am
by rc10johnny
Female NAVY pilot that flys upsidedown will have crackup :shock: :roll: :wink:

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Posted: Fri Sep 17, 2010 9:43 am
by shodog
Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.

Re: Confucius say...

Posted: Fri Sep 17, 2010 10:03 am
by transamman908
"Man who stand on toilet is high on pot"

Re: Confucius say...

Posted: Fri Sep 17, 2010 6:56 pm
by Charlie don't surf
"Man who builds no Associated, finds himself surrounded by Losi-"