a man walks into a ...
Posted: Sat Mar 26, 2011 6:33 am
A man walks into a store ,bar ,gas station ,grocery store ,local piza shop pretty much anywhere that sells things .
You find your item you proceed to the check out and the man behind the counter bags you item.
you give him the money expecting change maybe and you item .
the man holding onto the bag in a kind of im not done with you look , then proceeds to ask you a series of i will say personal Questions . And i only say personal even though the Q,s seems mundane ,i just want to outline i dont want to tell you shi@ when im out shopping .
this seems maybe strange and maybe even surreal but im starting to get annoyed every time i go to pay for something i HAVE TO PUNCH IN SOME CRAP or answer a series of offensive Qs ,
no i dont want a f ing car wash !have you seen my car!!!?
no i dont want to donate to charity,, worrying if im a dime over the budget at safeways .....
Oh and while im foaming at the mouth zip codes is it me being a little over cautious.
But after using my card to buy something . i really dont want to or feel anyway inclined to verbally give you my zip code ,phone number ,shoe size ,
after waiting in one of three open checkout,s of a possible forty behind fiffteen people WTF,
this is my personal information
Annnnnnnnyway my point and then i will shut my mouth
] i heard a pod cast on the world service about this guy in the UK that want,s to get paid for the time wasted
His argument and i concur is that im being held without permission and therefore need payment .It could be a nice little cash cow just imagine
Now i smiling
teller " please sir can you push the button
Paul " im sorry but im not at liberty to divulge that info at this time ,but if you say or press pound i will return you to the main menu
teller "please sir there are people waiting to pay "
Paul "if you need to speak to customer care please press nine the current wait time is 52 mins "so i have been standing at the counter know for 15 mins crappy music playing from a boom box with all the speakers popped apart from one tweeter playing the theme from top gun on cassette .
i preempted this situation and packed some cucumber sandwiches, some lemon T
(as i dont have the milk yet!) and smutty mags , like you might find in a back street chop shop waiting room all oily and sticky ...LOL .....
i digress ok so there is my pitch do you think he / we have a valid point ?should we get cash for our time
Paul
You find your item you proceed to the check out and the man behind the counter bags you item.
you give him the money expecting change maybe and you item .
the man holding onto the bag in a kind of im not done with you look , then proceeds to ask you a series of i will say personal Questions . And i only say personal even though the Q,s seems mundane ,i just want to outline i dont want to tell you shi@ when im out shopping .
this seems maybe strange and maybe even surreal but im starting to get annoyed every time i go to pay for something i HAVE TO PUNCH IN SOME CRAP or answer a series of offensive Qs ,
no i dont want a f ing car wash !have you seen my car!!!?
no i dont want to donate to charity,, worrying if im a dime over the budget at safeways .....
Oh and while im foaming at the mouth zip codes is it me being a little over cautious.
But after using my card to buy something . i really dont want to or feel anyway inclined to verbally give you my zip code ,phone number ,shoe size ,
after waiting in one of three open checkout,s of a possible forty behind fiffteen people WTF,



Annnnnnnnyway my point and then i will shut my mouth
] i heard a pod cast on the world service about this guy in the UK that want,s to get paid for the time wasted



Now i smiling
teller " please sir can you push the button
Paul " im sorry but im not at liberty to divulge that info at this time ,but if you say or press pound i will return you to the main menu
teller "please sir there are people waiting to pay "
Paul "if you need to speak to customer care please press nine the current wait time is 52 mins "so i have been standing at the counter know for 15 mins crappy music playing from a boom box with all the speakers popped apart from one tweeter playing the theme from top gun on cassette .
i preempted this situation and packed some cucumber sandwiches, some lemon T

i digress ok so there is my pitch do you think he / we have a valid point ?should we get cash for our time

Paul