1 - When you come to a 4-way stop, do you:
A: Brown stain your undies and wait for the other three legs to go at least 4 times before venturing forward?
B: Brown stain yourself and let each leg go individually before venturing forward?
C: Recognize that everyone at the intersection is an idiot, so it is best to wait for them to make the first move?
D: Learn how an F'ing 4-way stop works, be the adult in the room, and F'ing move along?
2 - When you come to a 4-way stop and you want to turn RIGHT, do you:
A: Brown stain yourself until the other three legs have made their move, then make your turn?
B: Brown stain yourself, let your cross partner cross the intersection, then make your turn?
C: Start to make your turn, brown stain yourself, back up, let the other three legs make their move, then make your turn?
D: Learn how an F'ing 4-way stop works, be the adult in the room, and F'ing move along?
3 - When you come to a 4-way stop and you want to turn LEFT, do you:
A: Brown stain yourself until the other three legs have made their move, then make your turn?
B: Brown stain yourself, then make your turn regardless of what anyone else is doing?
C: Start to make your turn, brown stain yourself, stop, confuse your cross partner, waive cross partner through, then make your turn?
D: Learn how an F'ing 4-way stop works, be the adult in the room, and F'ing move along?
The correct answers:
1 - LEARN HOW AN F'ING 4-WAY STOP WORKS AND PROCEED ACCORDINGLY!!!!!
Oh, wait! This is 2023, and we have roundabouts now that solve everything!

If drivers are too stupid to understand the basics of how a 4-way stop functions, do you really expect them to grasp how a roundabout is supposed to work? If you're in my neck of the woods, it functions just like a 4-way, which nobody seems to understand the mechanics of, so, yeah, roundabouts work great too!
And to those who think I'm kidding with my multiple choice options, I seriously couldn't make this stuff up if I tried!
