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‘Twas the night before Christmas when all through the hoose,
Not a creature was stirring, not even Bigmoose;
The Clods were lined up near the tree with care,
In hopes that St. Krueger soon would be there;
The Clodites were tucked, sound in their beds,
While visions of upgrades, danced in their heads.
Baubles and trinkets from InetRC, even more goodies from TTR and cpe mt.
When out on the lawn there arose a huge clatter,
I sprang from my bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the windows I flew like a flash,
Stepping on one eye dog and tripping on bikertrash.
The moon, full, provided day-like glow,
Giving luster to T-Strike, peeing his name in the snow.
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a parade of Clod-trucks, 80 or so, I fear.
There were drivers of every size and shape,
From big burly types like Tier and troystr68,
To wiry guys, like Shagrat and jwrape.
Everyone was here, from all parts unto thee,
Element, Bluriot, and Lowgear, even UltimaST,
That’s quite a few, how many more can there be?
Bolt Crank with his Mamba, RCC Minion with his Stick
Looks like a race, gather round all, hurry, real quick.
Badhoopty, dsfire, Rockcrawler, and Speed Racer are in charge of the track.
It’ll have table tops, straights, corners and a switch-back.
Shelby VNT is racer director extraordinaire,
Barking orders, “take THIS, and put it there!”
Ovalshovelhead cries, “neener neener neener, you can’t make me!”
Then runs and hides behind a tree!
At this rate, the track will never be finished,
Shelby’s determination remains undiminished.
Envious8420 is tapped, his expertise known far and wide,
He’s the one who taught CLODZ_72_2003 to power-slide.
With Alfy behind him, his crew complete, they set about on the obstacle course, that would stretch across the street!
There’s a problem when they reach the center of the road,
T-Strike had squatted, and left them a load!
The race is OFF for this we cannot handle,
Where’s T-Strike now? He’s farting on a candle!
At least he’s occupied, his attentions diverted,
for that last fart was not a fart at all, too much pressure had been exerted!
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My hands are full coming up with another for CT this year. Who's going to pick up the torch and make this an annual RC10Talk tradition? Tad? Lex? Scrape? Robo?
I'd give it a go but I am not very good with words and don't know any carrols...so good luck whoever does it! I'd like to see something for sure.
