The top 10 Reasons it should be called the Halgar:
10 - It is one of a kind, just like me.
9 - It handles abuse well, just like me.
8 - It was made with love, just like me.
7 - It's easy to use, just like me.
6 - It likes to play in the mud, just like me.
5 - It's photogenic, just like me.
4 - It's a little strange, just like me.
3 - It's a little annoying, just like me.
2 - It's coveted, just like me.
And the number one reason why it should be named Halgar:
It drives BloodClod nuts that it's cooler than he is, just like me.
