Hehe...

[scr8p]

First-year students at Texas A&M's Vet school were
attending their first anatomy class, with a real dead cow.
They all gathered around the surgery table with the body
covered with a white sheet.

The professor started the class by telling them, "In
Veterinary Medicine it is necessary to have two important
qualities as a doctor: The first is that you not be
disgusted by anything involving the animal body". For an
example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his
finger in the butt of the dead cow, withdrew it and stuck
his finger in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same
thing," he told his students.

The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes,
but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of
the dead cow and sucking on it. When everyone finished,
the Professor looked at them and said, "The second most
important quality is observation. I stuck my middle
finger in, and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay
attention. Life's tough, but it's even tougher if you're
stupid..

[bearrickster]

its all in the details

[Toasted Coastie]

so wrong, yet so awesome.

[THEYTOOKMYTHUMB]

In Indiana we stick lots of things in dead cows. I don't get it...

Sorry!! Sorry again everybody!!

[klavy69]

In Indiana we stick lots of things in dead cows. I don't get it...

Sorry!! Sorry again everybody!!

so wrong, yet so awesome.

Sorry thumber but TC kinda summed your statement up for me also
Todd

[THEYTOOKMYTHUMB]

Two guys are standing around talking when a dog nearby starts licking it’s balls. One guy says to the other “Man, I wish I could do that.” The other guy says “You should probably pet him first.”

[Toasted Coastie]

Two guys are standing around talking when a dog nearby starts licking it’s balls. One guy says to the other “Man, I wish I could do that.” The other guy says “You should probably pet him first.”

HA!