Birdstrike/Sh*tstorm!

[RedScampi]

So I came out of my office today and was greeted by this. There is one large bird flying around out there with a massive digestive problem or a whole flock that hates BMW's. I had to drive it home like this, now I'm waiting for the sun to go down so I can wash it.
I have never seen anything like this...

[bearrickster]

Wow Gary they say its good luck, So you should be golden for a while

[rc10johnny]

"MAN" good thing ya didn't drive the "MOPAR"

[THUNDERSTRIKE1]

IF u notice no poop on the american muscle cars lmao.Don

[Halgar]

I have to say, I have a similar reaction when I see "tuner" rice.

[r6fanatik]

they must not like your car

[RedScampi]

Wow Gary they say its good luck, So you should be golden for a while

I hope so! golden-PAN anyway.

[rc10johnny]

Nope Like BMR'S "LOVE" MOPAR

[LTO_Dave]

I noticed the windows and sunroof are cracked...did any get inside the car?

[RedScampi]

Nope! All clear inside thank god! I think we solved the mystery - saw a blue heron skulking around the area this afternoon. A guy said he saw it let loose and it looked like a cluster bomb!

[mikea96]

That really is shitty

[THEYTOOKMYTHUMB]

Reminds me of the time I parked my ‘88 Cougar LS(best looking car ever produced in the late 80’s... period!) under a billboard by mistake. Let’s just say I found out where every Pigeon in Evansville lives!!

On a side note, it was the first car/possession I ever financed(1994)

[THEYTOOKMYTHUMB]

Actually, I lied(on accident). I bought my first Hornet for $20/month paper route money. I guess technically that’s the first car I ever financed(1988-ironically the year that Cougar was produced ). Another great looking car produced in the 80’s.

[Diggley]

The bird's opinion of BMW was a little too literal...

I'll bet he was aiming for the nearest Mercedes or Lexus, but just couldn't hold it any longer.

Of course, they all look the same from that altitude anyway..

[Lowgear]

Do a Google image search for something like "car bird poop." I think he got off easy.