April fools

[328isjohn]

So whats the best April fools joke/prank you ever pulled?

My 7 & 9 year old are going to tell their mom (my ex wife) they are going to have a baby brother when she picks them up tonight.

[civilguy]

That is awesome- please share the reaction. Does one of them have a ipod or something they can film it on?

This morning in my inbox was our 4-week schedule from the office manager... it typically has the next twenty work days filled in with projects for about 25 people.
It just said "office closed" in huge letters across the whole thing.
Good for an early morning chuckle.

[328isjohn]

Didn't have to wait she called ... This is how it went..

I told her that the kids are going have a baby brother.

Dead silence

then..

can you explain how that happens..

my response..

you know how that happens...

then the kids yell .....APRIL FOOLS...

Funny how you can sense anxiety in a person by the tone of their voice.

[klavy69]

[Charlie don't surf]

I was going to Toronto once out of boredom, drove into the Canadian border check station with a car full of 19 & 20 year old girls . We had no contraband other than skimpy clothing (not me) and a couple of overnight bags that our parents wouldn't approve of. Anyway, feeling really good about the weekend agenda I was bulletproof Mounty started checking everyones ID asking where we where headed, for how long etc which we answered dutifully- back to being bulletproof, (it was also April 1st by chance and I was sure that the Mounty would enjoy a chuckle to go along with his line of cars to screen) he asked if we had anything to declare. I told him "war".

After two hours we were told to go somewhere else other than Canada for this weekend, and we we not allowed in

[slotcarrod]

How's that go Reg? " Better to be quiet and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt!"

Darn Mounties eh! At the border crossings, they don't joke at all. Part of the training, I guess! I find the American side much more friendly, they know how to read/profile a person though!

[slotcarrod]

On April fools my shithead son did this to his sister when she was at work! He placed a note on her windshield that reads:

"Sorry I hit your car while parking! Every one was looking at me, so I had to make it look like I was writing you a note! Anyway, have a nice day! Jesus loves you!"

My daughter was pissed all day, but never could find a dent in her car! He spilled the beans later that night and rightly so got punched by his sister! What a prick my son is! Funny though!

[Halgar]

After two hours we were told to go somewhere else other than Canada for this weekend, and we we not allowed in

Canukistanians have no sense of humor.

[THEYTOOKMYTHUMB]

On April fools my shithead son did this to his sister when she was at work! He placed a note on her windshield that reads:

"Sorry I hit your car while parking! Every one was looking at me, so I had to make it look like I was writing you a note! Anyway, have a nice day! Jesus loves you!"

My daughter was pissed all day, but never could find a dent in her car! He spilled the beans later that night and rightly so got punched by his sister! What a prick my son is! Funny though!

I'm gonna use that at work April 1st or not.

[flipwils11]

I was going to Toronto once out of boredom, drove into the Canadian border check station with a car full of 19 & 20 year old girls . We had no contraband other than skimpy clothing (not me) and a couple of overnight bags that our parents wouldn't approve of. Anyway, feeling really good about the weekend agenda I was bulletproof Mounty started checking everyones ID asking where we where headed, for how long etc which we answered dutifully- back to being bulletproof, (it was also April 1st by chance and I was sure that the Mounty would enjoy a chuckle to go along with his line of cars to screen) he asked if we had anything to declare. I told him "war".

After two hours we were told to go somewhere else other than Canada for this weekend, and we we not allowed in

I REALLY Lol'd, that is a great story.