LTO_Dave wrote:I'm not sure why everyone assumes I'm going to use a torch and go nuts.
I actually did practice using the hair dryer on some old lexan first. The sides of the body are super thin compared to the top...thinner than any other body I've owned.
Anyone have any actual suggestions?

Being as we're all sometimes our own worse enemies, they were trying to keep you from doing something really stupid (which is what us guys usually do).
The great thing about lexan bodies is that they're disposable, bad thing is that some aren't as readily available as others. And the problem with lexan is that to get it hot enough to do anything with it, the entire piece tends to deform and the body will collapse. Kind of what people were trying to warn you against.
I've had some limited luck with, if it's a flat-sided area that's deformed/bent, making a frame out of wood that fits how the body "should" be that holds it rigidly, then heavily (10 minutes maybe) heating the deformed area with a hair dryer, and then immediately putting the whole contraption in the fridge or freezer for a few minutes. Basically "training" the body to be like it used to be. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't.
My suggestion would be to post a pic, so people at least know what you're dealing with.